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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Hey bro, can I have some antibiotic resistance?

Sure bro, but remember that the heavy metal tolerance gene is a dependency.

Shit, I'm on python 2 but hmrA requires python 3.

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[-] Turun@feddit.de 28 points 9 months ago

The one with the 5m long nerve? Because it needs to loop around an artery near the heart, as that was the shortest way back when that nerve first developed. And now the source and destination are still close, but the heart moved. But no one has gotten around to make that legacy code more efficient.

One of my favorites as well.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's a feature, not a bug.....

OK, look, we tried refactoring, but everything broke. Just don't touch it and it'll be fine.

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