My work used to have the bathroom on a one-minute timer, so you’d end up in the dark if you were too still at the urinal.

So you have to choose how you want someone to perceive you if they walk in while you’re mid-stream:

• “Was this guy dancing while peeing or just shifting his weight a lot?”
• The lights flickering for just a second as you frantically wave one hand over your head
• A piss goblin who has fully embraced the darkness