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[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 56 points 1 year ago

The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It's been a decade and I'm still as large and hairy as I was back then.

My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might've naturally become a femboy.

[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Linus, as in tech tips right?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahahaha I can't imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Well, for people that don't have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.

[-] Pwnmode@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I installed arch last night and woke up with nail polish on.

[-] IHateFacelessPorn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me..

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Can I interest you in showing you the ways of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?

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