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submitted 9 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

Hey, are you a cigarette?

[-] Maven@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Why? Because I'm smoking?

[-] Master@lemm.ee 69 points 9 months ago

Because being around you gave me cancer.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 months ago

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 12 points 9 months ago

*had.

[-] gsfraley@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago

Haha thanks you too

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I'm drooling on you

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wait Wait... No

Cause I'm objectifying you so much it's life threatening, but it's ok cause society normalized me

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago

Nailed it

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You are what you... What you eat?

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

I've seen someone do that. A whole pack.

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