(I have low standards)
Hey, are you a cigarette?
Why? Because I'm smoking?
Because being around you gave me cancer.
Bah gawd! That man has a family!
*had.
Haha thanks you too
Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt
Wait, no
Cause my butt is lit and I'm drooling on you
Wait Wait... No
Cause I'm objectifying you so much it's life threatening, but it's ok cause society normalized me
Nailed it
You are what you... What you eat?
I've seen someone do that. A whole pack.
Hey, are you a cigarette?
Why? Because I'm smoking?
Because being around you gave me cancer.
Bah gawd! That man has a family!
*had.
Haha thanks you too
Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt
Wait, no
Cause my butt is lit and I'm drooling on you
Wait Wait... No
Cause I'm objectifying you so much it's life threatening, but it's ok cause society normalized me
Nailed it
You are what you... What you eat?
I've seen someone do that. A whole pack.