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[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 years ago

He says it's kind but no one asked the pig what he wants

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

You can ask. Just say "officer, can l lift you up and show you the stars"?

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

You bet your ass that pig gonna be kicking and screaming.

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 years ago

No different from the girls I pick up then.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Well, probably depends how much it's used to humans and specifically you (and assuming neither have been horribly mistreating it).

But yeah, randomly getting lifted into the air probably isn't high on the list of favorite activities for any living being...

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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