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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)
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[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago

Dammit. It got me too until I read your commit.
Sonofa

[-] yukichigai@kbin.social 39 points 10 months ago

It got me too until I read your commit.

Put in a pull request for your leg.

[-] Glitchington@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

If this is a joke, I don't git it.

[-] centof@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Oh come on, you should branch out a little.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

I appreciate you staying commited to the joke.

[-] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago

Comment after comment I always thought the joke was over until rereading it, thinking for a second and then chuckling to myself. Something must be wrong with my head.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Golf clap

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Well done ๐Ÿ‹

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