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[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Here at Restaurant, we offer "lonely singles style" dining. You order something you want to eat, and then you don't share it with anyone else. Unless they like, ask really politely for a bite, then that's on you. At the end of your meal, you ask for the check, then you wait like 20 minutes while going back and forth on whether you really need dessert or not, then you pay and leave!

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Also you either pay us or up front. It's one or the other but we won't tell you until you flag us down and ask.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

“You’ll be working front of the house. Your job is to walk around with these pitchers of ice water and ignore anyone who tries to get your attention”

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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