[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I did that, but all he did was rant about Vietnam and Charlie.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

One of my grandmothers never wanted to help because she died before I was born.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Can I still feed beans to my non-vegan pets?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

I see someone's a marimba fan.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

There's no foxes on Fox News either.

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For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn't be treating his trans child so horribly.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I wonder how low you have to score before the military doesn't bother to recruit you, because I had to take the ASBAV in high school and I just filled in bubbles at random since I had no interest in dying in Iraq. I still got a high enough score that recruiters kept bothering me for years.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Howard Johnson's started out as a restaurant chain that was known for its ice cream. It was popular back then but all of the restaurants have closed since then.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I don't see any keys in hockey either.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles these days because the kids wouldn't know why Howard Johnson, who's best known these days as a hotel chain, would be talking about protecting his ice cream stand.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

Home Alone. It's a movie that really couldn't take place today due to cell phones and the Internet making easier to communicate with someone if the landlines are down. Also, the family wouldn't have been able to get through the airport like they did back then thanks to 9/11.

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In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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