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Fortune Teller (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] simple@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago

> Decide to create a very basic GUI app in Rust, as everyone is saying it's a great language for it

> First compilation takes over 15 minutes to download and compile 100 libraries

> Debug files take up 2GB of storage

> Output binary file comes out massive for no reason

> "Yeah you're supposed to write a few lines to optimize for size in your release profile"

> Compiling now takes 30 minutes instead

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago

Reimplements in C

Compiles in 5 Minutes (you accidentally did it on the RPi Zero W, on a PC it's done in 30 secs)

[-] beeb@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml 24 points 9 months ago

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

change code so it no longer segfaults

still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

everybody dies

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 13 points 9 months ago

But you died faster, that's not to be underestimated

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