Okay, I just signed up and from the tiny bit I see I really like Vultr.

Also, for new customers they have discount codes. I went with $250 credit for new customers, and then after I signed up, learned that it only applies to money you spend during your first 30 days.

LOOKS LIKE MACHINE LEARNING'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Edit: Also, this is the kind of thing that tends to inspire confidence:

$ wget https://wordpress.org/latest.zip
--2024-01-31 17:23:44--  https://wordpress.org/latest.zip
Resolving wordpress.org (wordpress.org)... 198.143.164.252
Connecting to wordpress.org (wordpress.org)|198.143.164.252|:443... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 25960271 (25M) [application/zip]
Saving to: ‘latest.zip’

latest.zip          100%[===================>]  24.76M  --.-KB/s    in 0.1s    

2024-01-31 17:23:45 (194 MB/s) - ‘latest.zip’ saved [25960271/25960271]