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Frying Chicken Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 9 months ago by sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 81 points 9 months ago

Just sit down

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

Just piss in the sink. There's no water to hit in there.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

baby that's nasty.

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 9 months ago

Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

Bro, you only got one sink?

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 months ago

No but when one sink gets full u'll need the other for all the dirty dishes, what else would u do? clean them?!

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Is there a sink in your bathroom? Why are we pissing in the kitchen sink of all places?!

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago

Cuz the bathroom sink is full of dirty dishes, silly! :3

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Wait no I wanna hear them out

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago

And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

What if you let it mellow instead? Wouldn't be so wasteful then huh? What now sink pisser??

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 9 months ago

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

[-] sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 9 months ago

Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing

[-] the_third@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah. Both hands for the phone, absolute silence cause the dick is hanging in the water, right, it's just perfect.

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Hanging IN the water? Dude, how long is your schlong?

[-] the_third@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Nah, I'm just messing with y'all.

[-] loops@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

but then i have to clean my roommate's ass-grease off the seat

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I've seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can't be the only one.

[-] HandMadeArtisanRobot@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Do you shit standing up?

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Do you have any understanding of male anatomy?

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

Can’t help but notice you didn’t answer the question

[-] stratosfear@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago

I so don't want to be thinking about this but just to give the benefit of the doubt let's say they are physically incapable of tucking. Even on a "long" toilet. Which, I've for sure seen people in public where I've considered how people accomplish certain things like wiping their own ass.

So if they can't tuck they must either piss first and then sit and shit.... Which I guess is possible. But I'm thinking more like a bucket is used and placed in front, so you piss in the bucket on the floor in front of the toilet while shitting. Then you dump the bucket in the toilet and flush. And hopefully wipe somehow, or maybe use a bidet. I am sure this situation is some people's reality.