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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 years ago

Here I am, barely able to make room for a turd in my ass.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah I'd imagine it's very difficult to stick it back in

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Try more fiber, break that shit up

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Poop knife, or scissors for safety.

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Mandolin for instantaneous waffle stomp.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

protip: with creative preparation and carpentry it's possible to install a sink's disposal in your tub drain. No more waffle stomping, just don't stick anything you want to keep into it.

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"You're focusing on the wrong thing, the wooden spoon is for pasta again!"

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