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[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Well I would go to the loo then brush my teeth and then have a shower.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You party animal!

You monster! Teeth brushing and shower should occur before sleep, not after! :)

[-] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

You don't brush your teeth in the morning too?

Only after breakfast. Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.

this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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