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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes (www.theonion.com)
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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I refuse to believe that Trump could cook pancakes if he wanted to

[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

And no amount of convincing would get me to eat those pancakes.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Why would he cook pancakes when they'll just hand him his hotcake platters at the McDonald's window? He doesn't even have to pay for them. What are they gonna do, call the cops?

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