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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 41 points 1 year ago

git add cry

git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"

git push

git end-of-line :-|

Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Fucking pre-commit hooks

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

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