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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes (www.theonion.com)

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[-] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

I would not accept Trump pancakes. Nothing to do with his politics. But I've seen him put ketchup on things it should never touch and eat velveeta'd "food".

Biden at least knows what maple syrup is. You know, from a tree. Not from processed corn sugar and artificial flavouring.

1 point to Biden.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Plus Joe would be making them naked with that big old Scranton hog flopping around.

[-] raoulraoul@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

Have you told your therapist about these reoccurring dreams you've been having? 🤔

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