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[-] Blackout@kbin.social 42 points 9 months ago

She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Westminster Dog Show is gonna be must see tv.

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

"I'm an incel"

Cool story bro

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Doorknob cleaning.

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024

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