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[-] III@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Sadly, at the board level, layoffs aren't seen as a failure. They are preferred.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Then the news should report it as if the company is doing bad. That will make the shareholders freak out.

"Company X financially looking bad, tries to compensate by laying off essential workers."

"Another round of layoffs at Company X, are they on a brink of bankruptcy?

[-] plz1@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh I’m well aware. My former company just sold my department to an outsource company at the same time they laid off. We are all just numbers.

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