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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by morrowind@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 50 points 9 months ago

Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends...

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 62 points 9 months ago

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh... I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy... why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 14 points 9 months ago

And here I thought this was a reference to Her

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 11 points 9 months ago

That would make a really good short story, I'd definitely read it

[-] NovaPrime@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

If you haven't seen Her, you'd love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 4 points 9 months ago

Ooh, I'll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

I'm talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop... which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far... I've actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!