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ITT: we type out the silly songs we sing to our pets (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net
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I call Comrade Bailey "snugglywumps" sometimes so I like to sing:

Here comes snugglywumps Here comes snugglywumps Right down snugglywumps lane

Still working on that one but today this banger just dropped:

Snuggly Bailey, snuggly snuggly Bailey The French are colonizers, wee wee wee

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[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The most common one is for both the dogs together:

These are specials, these are mommy's boys

That's why she feeds them lots of treats

And gives them lots of toys

But my favorite one is for the golden, who is a sweet, giant, nasty bogdog who loves to pretend he is still a smol bebe who needs help onto the bed:

Kiertings is so tiny.....

No he not

He made of potatoes

And he weigh a lot

Kiertings is so shiny...

No he not

His coat made of burrs & mud

And he smell like rot

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