"my professor made me learn about my own country's barbarism!"

"He was anti American during the class about the time we tried to exterminate the brutes in Vietnam!"

" He said we could read Hansel and Gretel and have warm milk and cookies but tricked us and forced us to read Heart of Darkness!"

these are deeply unserious people and I wish the bottom left one in particular a very join the Marines and drown in the red sea

Edit :just saw that one was in 2007 but my sentiments still stand.