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[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 63 points 9 months ago

Whenever anyone brings this up, I imagine a vegan sitting at a table with their new friends, refusing to eat any chicken wings, but also not saying why... And then everyone harassing them with a million questions like, "do you not like hot sauce? We can get barbecue", "are you on a diet?", "are you allergic?", etc, etc. Finally, after half an hour of this, they lose it and just as there's a lull in the music, they scream out, "look, I'm a vegan! I don't fucking eat meat! Fuck off!"

The whole bar goes quiet, staring, then one of the people at the table reaches for a wing, looks at the vegan, and says, "dude, chill, we get it, you don't eat meat, blah blah blah. You don't have to talk about it every 5 minutes! Here's some bread and butter."

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 38 points 9 months ago

I have to say, I am yet to encounter a cliche vegan.

Not a single vegan I've ever met brought up the topic, unless there was a reason for it. Like the scenario you described.

But I've met a whole lot of bros who made fun of vegans for existing and being annoying.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

I've ran into a few online, but even that's rare. Agreed that people ranting against this stereotype are far more common than the actual stereotype.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

"You're vegan? No sweat! How about a bean and cheese burrito?"

[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 months ago
[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Literally no one will ask you a million questions about arch

[-] mogoh@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago

That's why vegan != arch user. If you are vegan, you can not avoid the topic. Arch user could avoid the topic.

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Every vegan that irritated me constantly brought it up....the folks who just did their thing got me curious as to why and educated me on some delicious food despite me not being vegan/vegetarian.

I will say I think Indian food is the best vegetarian food to the point that it's just good, you're not even worried about meat.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yep, I don't eat meat and I don't recall the last time I actually told someone that unprompted in real life. More likely it's one of my friends or family that says it for me, like I can't eat around the bacon that the chef accidentally put on my plate

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