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[-] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 67 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

Being a wizard is super expensive.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 32 points 9 months ago

Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

[-] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.

Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Death by papercuts

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