Good, now do an American one and let's tank those Navy recruitment numbers! Get some pics of rank and file sailor kids bobbing around in the gulf in life jackets. Just a piddly little hole in the side of a carrier so it sinks nice and slow and it can draw out a media spectacle. Could be the straw that breaks the beast's back - a rag tag troop of kids taking out a behemoth symbol of American empire would be the funniest way to kick off the collapse.

Sigh... A girl can dream.