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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

Matty and his wife are at a party. Conspiratorially she says to him...

"I had a peek into the kitchen. Do you know what I saw?"

"No. But it sounds really bad. How bad?"

"Box wine."

"Oh, my god. I thought I knew them. Should we leave?"

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

he'd be the kind of person to be shocked that the second glass is the cheaper stuff. That's party 101, that's in the bible

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Jesus was a real one with the good wine hookup though.

He saved that wedding party.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

they were already drunk, the son of god was just showing off

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

They were drunk, but he still hooked them up with even better shit.

Probably got everyone lit. Jesus, Lord and Savior of Parties.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Box wine is unironically amazing. Fuck anyone who says otherwise

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

It rules for camping, especially when backpacking. Just take it out of the box. Way easier to pack out once drained and rolled up.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

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