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In The Matrix, how are babies made? (iusearchlinux.fyi)
submitted 8 months ago by immarcbtw@iusearchlinux.fyi to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[-] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“Are you saying I can dodge taxes?”

“No, neocapitalism, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”

[-] ohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

"If you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a ball"

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Did you see the player with the red ball?

Huh?

Look again?

::: Gets smashed in the face with a kickball :::

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