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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

The chair OOP posted from

[-] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 10 points 10 months ago

pants aren't an issue when you're QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

[-] autokludge@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

HOLD YOUR CHILD CAPTIVE WHILE THEY CRAP THEIR DAKS

[-] ratzki@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

WTF is this?! Who uses this stuff? How can you treat children like that?

[-] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's to prevent a small child from falling arse-first into the crapper and causing a blockage.

[-] ratzki@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Not required. There are seat size adapters using 80% less plastic to do the same thing. Without strapping your kid to the toilet.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Look at that grin. Those straps are for YOUR protection

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