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When you cross a swamp, try to do it fast
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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
The Prince is basically the same. It's basically just "please just fuck with other nobles, and when you lock them up and steal their shit go and give it to the public or something, and don't fuck with the common people" and "it's ok that you're a huge dumbass, just please hire someone who's not and then let them do all the real work while you go camping and play soldier in the woods, also pack a lunch."
Also, "if you build your army mostly from hired mercenaries, don't be surprised when your enemy hires them out from under you".
“Do not ride inside a helicopter” -Machiavelli
Brace Belden truly is the modern Machiavelli
The Transylvanian Cocksucker
From the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.