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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 67 points 9 months ago

Let's check what the Bible has to say about this.

Genesis 38:9-10

  1. But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
  2. What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.
[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 42 points 9 months ago

His dad was asking him to impregnate his brother's widow but he's like nah I'll just screw her for fun. So he dies...

Then later she disguises herself as a prostitute, and gets pregnant by his dad. Apparently this is okay...

[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 11 points 9 months ago

I have so many questions about that disguise

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