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[-] chahk@beehaw.org 76 points 8 months ago

You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 months ago

Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 13 points 8 months ago

I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Best I can do is your chest with boobs

[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 4 points 8 months ago
[-] aard@kyu.de 6 points 8 months ago
[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Some dude named Autumn's dick

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago
[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

It's Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo's elven sword.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games

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