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[-] onion@feddit.de 56 points 2 years ago
[-] chahk@beehaw.org 76 points 2 years ago

You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago

Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is your chest with boobs

[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 4 points 2 years ago

it's worth it

[-] aard@kyu.de 6 points 2 years ago
[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Some dude named Autumn's dick

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

It's Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo's elven sword.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 54 points 2 years ago

What a time to be alive.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 35 points 2 years ago

Seems like they've "over hired" in marketing.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can't find you...

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

Why does Google charge more to enterprise users and why do they bother to pay for that?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago

Enterprises usually need/want additional features, customizations or guarantees, like for example:

  • integration of a Single Sign-On system
  • on-premise hosting
  • Service-Level Agreement for the availability of the service
[-] exu@feditown.com 7 points 2 years ago

A good place to leave this:

https://sso.tax/

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 28 points 2 years ago

Businesses pay for software with support

[-] termus@beehaw.org 20 points 2 years ago

What the fuck does Google know about support? They've never supported anything.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago

Not the stuff us plebs use for free, businesses tend to have support contracts

[-] erwan@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Enterprise can afford more than individuals and all businesses always find a way to make enterprise customers pay more.

For example when you buy a plane ticket, it's much cheaper if you have a weekend between your onward and outward trip. Because business travelers will travel during the week.

[-] sanzky@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

this is incredible common. in software offerings, an enterprise account per user can be twice or more the price of an “individual one”. eg. an individual intelliJ license is 200€ for the first year and 600€ for the enterprise one

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