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rule moldy monday FACTS
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Even as a bit, that's just too many emoji.
Which is a shame because the joke doesn't need them to be funny
The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it βmoldyβ! The point is the emojis! Hereβs one for dickmas that takes it to 11:
MERRYπ COCKMASπππππππππππ AND HAPPY π HOE-LIDAYS π²π²π²π©π©π© MERRYπ COCKMASπππππππππππ AND HAPPY π HOE-LIDAYS π²π²π²π©π©π© THIS YEAR π I'M DEFINITELY β ON THE πππNAUGHTYπππLISTππ BECAUSE I'M πA GIGANTIC π³βπππ³βπππ³βπππ³βπππβHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβππ³βπππ³βπππ³βπππ³βππ WHICH IS NOT π ββοΈβ VERY CHRISTIAN βͺπ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE π SAINT DICK β¨πβ¨π I CAN'T WAIT FOR π SANTAπ TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬π ππ¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING π§¦ππ FULL OF DILDOS π±π AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πππππ¦π¦π¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE π€ FESTIVE ππ π€ΆββπFAGGOTπ³βπππ³βπππππππ©π©π©π¦π¦π¦
SO TO ALL MY πππππSLUTTY π©π©π©πππ SANTA'S π π πΏπ π½π π» LITTLE HELPERS πππππ& HORNY π©π CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" π¨π¨π¨βββββββππππππ¦π¦π¦π¦ AND DON'T FORGET TO πβ¨πβ¨DECORATEβ¨πβ¨π YOUR "TREE" πππππππππππππ I'LL BE WAITING πππ UNDER THE MISTLETOE ππ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON π³πππ WAITING β± FOR YOU πTO UNWRAP π³π ME SO WE CAN TASTE π π¦ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES π¬β¨π¬β¨π¬β¨π©π©π©ππππ¦π¦π¦
I think I just came a little