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[-] grayman@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

As I recall, Kelloggs cereal is also good for keeping the masturbation away. So double win there!

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Anyone else watch Road to Wellville?

Recall watching it randomly in the 90s on our only movie channel. Story is it's about Kellogg's wellness retreat, not meant to be true or anything (I assume) but I always think of it when Kelloggs is brought up. Also always makes me think of the term 'bicycle smile' since that may be one of the only times I heard it.

Commented here since seems to be relevant to his weird ideas.

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