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[-] PizzaFacia@lemmy.world 69 points 8 months ago

I want to publicly apologize, anonymously, for failing to fix climate change.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 8 months ago

The whole world was counting on you, PizzaFacia, you let us all down!

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

We all forgive you if you just throw this oil exec sociopath into a volcano 🌋

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