Most of us have, obviously. Please, educate me on your experience with soviet cars.

Not that I give a shit. I don't know if you've noticed but cars haven't been a very intelligent mode of transportation for modern civilization, given the fact that they're wildly inefficient and the fuel they burn is literally destroying the worlds ecosystem. Guess there's trains though, right? Can't imagine the Soviets being much good at trains though. I wonder how the Chinese are doing with trains?