Fucking Sconnies. Culver's vegetarian burger option is a cheese puck, which sounds great but in reality an impossible burger would taste better. But it's Culver's and they're all about the cheese. I've stopped eating there because the whole thing feels like an insult in a way and I feel like a fat ass if I just order a large cheese curd and fries.

I mean, I do that.

But I have these little chewable pills that help with that.