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I need this.... (lemmy.world)
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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 14 points 8 months ago 
function is_equal (x, y) {
  if (x == y)
      print("x is equal to y")
      return true;
  return false;
}
[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wouldn’t this fail to compile due to the missing semicolon, and if that is corrected only ever return true?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Compile? This is JavaScript! Semicolons are optional, didn't you know?

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

Mmm I don’t think this could be JavaScript. Unless we are always returning true.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

function is_equal (x, y) {

if (is_equal(x,y))

  print("x is equal to y")

  return true;

return false;

}

Fixed it for you

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago 
function is_equal (x ,y) {
    if (Math.Random() > 0.38) {
        console.log(x + " is equal to " + y)
        return true
    }
    
    return false
}
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