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I identify as Stallman-sexual. (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm a big fan of most of the teachings of RMS, but his views on sexuality are a bit questionable. Parrots are ok though

https://rms.sexy

The parrot story from 2010:

A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act; should I go to prison for it?

Its url is also very nice: https://stallman.org/articles/extreme.html

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

As a parrot owner, I'd like to interject for a moment. The first few times a bird tries this on you it may be amusing and you may even think you're doing it a favour, but after a while the bird will get frustrated because it knows something is amiss. They will then get angry and often bite or turn to self-destructive behaviours like plucking their feathers.

tl;dr allowing a parrot to use you sexually is not good for the parrot and is morally dubious for the human too

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

I guess I'll just replace mine with a pigeon then or smth

[-] lemmeee@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

But did you know he also likes to engage in rhinophytonecrophilia?

I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants)

Here is the source. Why is nobody talking about this?! /s

He has a funny story about it too: https://stallman.org/articles/texas.html

but his views on sexuality are a bit questionable

I don't know, I agree with many of them. There was one I didn't agree with, but he changed his mind about that.

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