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Ketchup on eggs?!?
See the animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/zXsgzL0qcwc
#comics #breakfast #funny

Image description: [two people are sitting at a table, eating breakfast.]

Person 1: You're putting ketchup on eggs?
Person 2: Yes.

Person 1: Gross, that looks horrible. Person 2: Thanks.

Person 1: You're actually going to eat it?! Person 2: What did you think was going to happen?

Person 1: But I said I don't like it!
Person 2: Okay, so maybe don't eat any of my food.


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Ketchup on scrambled eggs is delicious

[-] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It’s also the most normie thing imaginable. If Family Feud had a “topping for eggs” question, ketchup would be the top survey response.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your feedback. I shall henceforth strive for more passion and originality in the toppings I choose for scrambled eggs lest I be dubbed an “egg normie”

[-] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

…not that there’s anything wrong with that!

[-] Sertou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I suspect “cheese” would top, but ketchup would be highly ranked.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I get shit for this too. oh yeah I bet those microwaved scrambles that have sat under a headlamp for 3 hours have such a delicate flavor profile

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nope. I’m right, you’re wrong.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you actually tried ketchup on your eggs? It’s delightful

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I did as a child and loved it. As an adult, I can abide Sriracha or the like, but plain ketchup sounds vile now.

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’ve tried ketchup and I’ve tried eggs. Nuff said.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you haven’t merged the two together then you haven’t truly lived! Let them get to know each other!

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Chilli oil on eggs is delicious.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That does sound delicious!

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