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Wisconsin's governor vetoes hyphen to increase school funding for 400 years
(nationalpost.com)
For news articles which seem so much like satire that you're surprised they're not from The Onion.
Regardless of whether you agree or disagree with the policy, it's obviously completely undemocratic. Nevertheless, it is very creative and completely hilarious.
It feels like legislators need to write laws like you're asking the monkey's paw.