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Wisconsin's governor vetoes hyphen to increase school funding for 400 years
(nationalpost.com)
Absolutely based and hilarious use of the line item veto.
Regardless of whether you agree or disagree with the policy, it's obviously completely undemocratic. Nevertheless, it is very creative and completely hilarious.
It feels like legislators need to write laws like you're asking the monkey's paw.
For news articles which seem so much like satire that you're surprised they're not from The Onion.