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All these comments and no one is going to point out that this is invalid?
The git stage and git commit don't have any terminator, so it's all one "command" and will fail. Then there's a single & between git commit and git push, so it would run in parallel, so it would also fail.
Also, don't
git stage .
people. Or at least do agit status
before to make sure you didn't stagefile-with-all-the-production-secrets
The comma and ampersand are plain English, not one big command
Pffft... all of my api keys are open source. Having more eyes on them will make them more secure!