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The Count is going to start teaching kids about corporate profits. "One billion extra dollars untaxed! Ha ha hah! 2 billion..."
Oscar the Grouch is going to be a working homeless who is forced to move his can every week by police.
Oscar the Grouch's living situation is basically aspirational now. "You can afford to live in a trash can all by yourself? Like, no roommates or anything? Wow!"
Oh man, a lid? I don't think I can afford this place.
Have you never seen the inside of Oscar's trash can? That place is a palace. He's got an olympic size swimming pool in it. He also has an ice skating rink and a bowling alley.
A veritable Snoopy house
considering his trashcan is basically a TARDIS.... I'd take it.
I think he has a few roommates actually 😂
Crabs no count!
Count explaining tax brackets would actually be kinda funny
I don’t think he’d explain. What, ah, do you think he’s talking about here, huh?
(FYI it’s an unnecessary censorship, so possibly NSFW.)
He's clearly explaining his love of perusing and discussing classified documents.