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Phone rings
Longinus: Longinus speaking
Pause God: I hear you crucified my son.
Longinus: Yes, Sir, I did.
God: And may I ask why?
Longinus: clears throat Well... he stole John Wick's car... and he killed his dog.
God: Oh.