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[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 64 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’m clicking my mouse as fast as I can but nothing is happening.

How many clicks until my awesome app is finished?

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

[-] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 23 points 8 months ago

There lies your problem, ditch mouse use vim(neovim if want to impress the ladies).

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

vims that thing were you type emoticons everywhere right? :q :w :e

It's 2024 we only use emojis now 😎

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 11 points 8 months ago

:u :w :u

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Emacs for coding. Fight me.

[-] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

I agree Emacs is agreat OS, but sadly it doesn't have any good text editor.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

It does(evil)

[-] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

The mistake is clicking it, and not speaking to it. Try "hello computer".

[-] Kissaki@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Have you tried clicking on rhythm? Have you tried different rhythms?

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