Well, shit, you just made their dreams come true. If you just copy/pasted that they’d go out and write so many bad checks you don’t even know

Really what they’re saying is “show me where it says I can do this.”

But it says they can’t do it.

“No, I mean show me something I can point to that says I can.”

But they can’t.

“No, no, no. You don’t understand, I want something that says I can.”

Etc.