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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 109 points 8 months ago

PHP: Problem -> real_solution_for_real_this_time() (real_solution_i_swear() is unsafe and deprecated)

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago

Eh, your statement is accurate for PHP4 and still relevant up to PHP5.2... We're on PHP8.3 now and PHP8.0 is now out of security updates. I know it's trend to hate on PHP but you've got to at least update your materials to var-vars... it's like knocking node for having substr() and substring().

[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago

trend to hate on PHP

2 years ago I tried to give a drupal project the ci/cd makeover (i.e. containers, test-deployments, reproducable builds, etc)... that's when my hate was freshly renewed.

At this point I think it's ok to let a dead language die and move on to something else (anything else, really)

[-] Marvas@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

PHP: Problem -> Laravel -> Solution

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Ahem: Problem -> Laminas -> Solution

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago

mysql_real_escape_string

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