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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago

l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

It's why horses are measured by hands

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Yes, farm hands

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 8 points 8 months ago

Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"

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