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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” (lemmy.ca)

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[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 12 points 11 months ago

Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that "Bounty" is also a paper towel brand.

[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 21 points 11 months ago

I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

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