"I reject sexual labels by assigning one to myself that means I hate labels" (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by pete_the_cat@lemmy.world to c/facepalm@lemmy.world

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I saw this on a (scammy) dating app and thought it was hilarious.

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[-] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

How about 'exploring'? En passant? Just browsing? Window-shopper? Touchy-feely? Uncommitted? Liberace? Nebulous? Plasma? Spork? Nothing more comes to mind.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

According to my research, 'dick' can mean both a penis and sex in general. Sex in general is mostly a Southern US term and has fallen out of use over the years, but it is still cromulent.

Since the person wants their sexuality to remain hidden, the only logical term is 'private dick.'

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Lol a private dick can also mean a private investigator

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